http://www.whoinvitedstupid.com Stupid People, News, Ideas, Crimes, And More! Sat, 03 Jan 2009 07:10:57 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en BISMARCK, N.D. – Police get calls about drunken drivers all the time, but rarely do they come from the alleged offender. A 17-year-old girl in Bismarck called 911 on New Year's Eve "to report herself driving under the influence," police Lt. Randy Ziegler said. "I've never heard of such a ... http://www.whoinvitedstupid.com/2009/01/hello-911-im-driving-drunk/ Ok this college student really should give mommy and daddy back their hard earned cash. He most likely went to the wrong set and was supposed to be on Fox's Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Oh course I think a First Grader would PWN this Dumbass. Enjoy This ... http://www.whoinvitedstupid.com/2008/12/who-wants-to-be-a-dumbass/ I know the economy is bad right now, and gas prices are the death of us all but this Murfreesboro Tennessee man ended up trading his truck for $20 worth of Cocaine.  I think he took the Chevy moto a little to seriously.... Like A Rock. The guys over at Dumb ... http://www.whoinvitedstupid.com/2008/12/why-men-who-drive-trucks-should-say-no-to-drugs/ This Portland Oregon carwash attendant gave sweet justice to a would be robber in the form of a high powered blast from a eco-friendly water sprayer. Wonder who's got coal in their stocking this Christmas. The Washman Carwash bills itself as "brushless and environmentally friendly." But what's an employee to do when ... http://www.whoinvitedstupid.com/2008/12/would-be-robber-blasted/ Ok, I know this is ol' Skool however we wouldn't have much of a stupid people website without including the king dumbass himself... LEEROY JENKINS! The Mascot for Dumbass Gamers everywhere. On a footnote: Who's the real idiot here? Leroy... or the 30 year old calling the shots in the background? ... http://www.whoinvitedstupid.com/2008/12/the-legend-of-leroy-jenkins/ This skateboarder will rethink his relationship between him and his board. Broken Skateboard Has Last Laugh - Watch more Free Videos http://www.whoinvitedstupid.com/2008/12/skate-or-cry/ In some countries being pooped on by a bird means good luck... Not for this guy. http://www.whoinvitedstupid.com/2008/12/ninja-bird-attacks-stupid-reporter-with-poop-shoot/ Indulge your fecal fantasies with a doll that craps Technology has brought many transcendent benefits to our culture, but possibly none have been as consummate in its exquisite magnificence as this holiday season's nonpareil of elegance, Baby Alive Learns to Potty, a child's doll that craps. Surely this darling $60 dumper is ... http://www.whoinvitedstupid.com/2008/12/think-poop-a-doll-that-poops-awesome/ Man accused of ramming wheelchair into officer CINCINNATI – A 45-year-old paraplegic rammed his wheelchair into an officer, threw urine from his catheter bag a patrol car and spat at the officer, police said Sunday. Ralph Evegan was arrested on charges of assaulting a police officer, obstructing official business, resisting arrest ... http://www.whoinvitedstupid.com/2008/12/whole-new-meaning-to-wheelman/ EAU CLAIRE, Wis. – Eau Claire police said a man accused of stealing a soda worth $1.57 chose to go to jail rather than pay up, even though he was carrying more than $70. Police responding to the report of a theft recently say the 27-year-old man appeared drunk. An ... http://www.whoinvitedstupid.com/2008/12/man-carrying-over-70-chooses-jail-over-157-soda/