Dec
30
2008
Ninja Bird Attacks Stupid Reporter With Poop Shoot
In some countries being pooped on by a bird means good luck… Not for this guy.
Dec
30
2008
Whole New Meaning To Wheelman
Man accused of ramming wheelchair into officer
CINCINNATI – A 45-year-old paraplegic rammed his wheelchair into an officer, threw urine from his catheter bag a patrol car and spat at the officer, police said Sunday. Ralph Evegan was arrested on charges of assaulting a police officer, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.
Dec
29
2008
Man carrying over $70 chooses jail over $1.57 soda
EAU CLAIRE, Wis. – Eau Claire police said a man accused of stealing a soda worth $1.57 chose to go to jail rather than pay up, even though he was carrying more than $70. Police responding to the report of a theft recently say the 27-year-old man appeared drunk. An employee told officers the man had taken a cup from the counter, filled it and began drinking.
Dec
29
2008
Bad recycling: Pay stub used as bank robbery note
CHICAGO – The robber’s threatening note made a Chicago bank job easy to solve: The FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub. An FBI affidavit said the man walked into a Fifth Third Bank on Friday and handed a teller a note that read “Be Quick Be Quit (sic). Give your cash or I’ll shoot.”