Ok this college student really should give mommy and daddy back their hard earned cash. He most likely went to the wrong set and was supposed to be on Fox’s Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Oh course I think a First Grader would PWN this Dumbass. Enjoy This Clip.
I know the economy is bad right now, and gas prices are the death of us all but this Murfreesboro Tennessee man ended up trading his truck for $20 worth of Cocaine. I think he took the Chevy moto a little to seriously…. Like A Rock.
The guys over at Dumb as a Blog had this to say
“Drugs make people dumb. But Charles Kevin Kelly of Tennessee, who allegedly traded his truck for twenty dollars worth of crack, would seem to be a special brand of stupid. Even crackheads who steal their parents’ televisions have the good sense to pawn them for the cash first. And I know that the economy is bad, and car dealers are desperate, but go ahead and guess which part of this headline is made up?” — Read More From Dumb as a Blog
This Portland Oregon carwash attendant gave sweet justice to a would be robber in the form of a high powered blast from a eco-friendly water sprayer. Wonder who’s got coal in their stocking this Christmas.
The Washman Carwash bills itself as “brushless and environmentally friendly.”
But what’s an employee to do when a masked robber confronts him in broad daylight, armed with a handgun, and demands money?
Chris B. Truax, a 25-year-old worker at the carwash off Northeast 81st Avenue, reacted quickly and stayed true to his business’s motto.
He rebuffed the robber with a high-intensity power washer, sending the suspect running from the spray of a lukewarm water and soap mixture.
Ok, I know this is ol’ Skool however we wouldn’t have much of a stupid people website without including the king dumbass himself… LEEROY JENKINS! The Mascot for Dumbass Gamers everywhere.
On a footnote: Who’s the real idiot here? Leroy… or the 30 year old calling the shots in the background? *ponder*
This skateboarder will rethink his relationship between him and his board.
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In some countries being pooped on by a bird means good luck… Not for this guy.
Indulge your fecal fantasies with a doll that craps
Technology has brought many transcendent benefits to our culture, but possibly none have been as consummate in its exquisite magnificence as this holiday season’s nonpareil of elegance, Baby Alive Learns to Potty, a child’s doll that craps.
Surely this darling $60 dumper is the apotheosis of a dream first dreamed by Charles Babbage as he painstakingly constructed his pioneering Difference Engine in the 1830s. “Today a machine can calculate,” he may have dared imagine, “Tomorrow it may think. And some day - we can only hope! - mankind will create a machine that can poop!”
Man accused of ramming wheelchair into officer
CINCINNATI – A 45-year-old paraplegic rammed his wheelchair into an officer, threw urine from his catheter bag a patrol car and spat at the officer, police said Sunday. Ralph Evegan was arrested on charges of assaulting a police officer, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.
EAU CLAIRE, Wis. – Eau Claire police said a man accused of stealing a soda worth $1.57 chose to go to jail rather than pay up, even though he was carrying more than $70. Police responding to the report of a theft recently say the 27-year-old man appeared drunk. An employee told officers the man had taken a cup from the counter, filled it and began drinking.
CHICAGO – The robber’s threatening note made a Chicago bank job easy to solve: The FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub. An FBI affidavit said the man walked into a Fifth Third Bank on Friday and handed a teller a note that read “Be Quick Be Quit (sic). Give your cash or I’ll shoot.”